Wednesday, July 11, 2012

*Insert Title Here*

My thinker is broken...
I totally can't think of a title for all the random crap I am about to vomit all over this post.

HI THERE!
Yes!
It's me!
3 days in a freakin' row!
Can you beshes believe that schnizzz?

So, this morning I am looking at places and things to do on an upcoming trip with friends...
I ran into this... advertising a rafting trip rental place?
Seriously.
It just made me laugh.



Moving on....
I was curious.
and started looking at my stats....
The words most searched on Google that leads people to my website is SCENTSY.
Insert shameless plug here.... you can visit
www.nicelyscented.com
for all your scentsy needs:)

The next is trash can punch - woohooo got me some cheap azz drunks looking at my place.

The 3rd place search for words was women muffin top. What kind of sick arse peeps search this schnizz?

The stats also tell you where most of your traffic comes from....
A big shout out & thanks to
She sends me a crap ton of visitors!
Like the most out of anyone.
you came in second in that department.
But I still thank/love you...
Bunches

So....
You all have seen that show...
What not to Wear.
Yesh?
Every Morning....
When I step into the elevator at work.
I think of that show.
and the full 360 mirror.
Our elevators are all mirrors...
It can be really cool...
OR
Make you totally self conscious the rest of the day.

Yes I am wearing my cheap arse $2 necklace again today.

So yes we are leaving for a 4 day mini vacation.
I was totally going to leave my child home alone.
Until she got sick...
(NOW Meme is staying with her and she is not a happy camper)
I laugh
her main purpose was to stay and work
and attend her college classes...
and take care of the OLDER THAN DIRT, blind, toothless, but can still hear fur baby.

14 years and 7 months next week.
He just sleeps now....
and roams in circles around the house trying to find me.
As long as he is beside me...
ALL is fine.
I had a dream...
He is going to die while we are on vacation.
With that dream....
I have now given instructions to my child on how to wrap him and store him in the freezer until we return home.
He would need a proper burial of course in the back yard....



Coming SOON!  Like next week!
To a blog near you!
I am totally excited to be starting a new recipe blog!
Some of the best co-hosts ever will be joining me!
Stephanie
Samantha
Nicole


We do have room for 1-2 more contributors...
If you would like to join, please send me an email.




So everyone sees the little e card things all over...
blogs, facebooks, twitters....
I totally found one that fits our garage parties....

 Ya, so on that note.... I think I am going to go get lost in blog land about now....
Time I come visit a bit....


Side note........
1. go check out the awesome bloggers tab...
If you are NOT on there...

AND you are AWESOME, please add yourself!


2. A few bloggers are meeting up in OKC on Saturday, July 28th.


Want to join?
Let me know



7 comments:

Mandy@OrangeAutumn said...

LOL I love the randomness of this post! And about those people looking for women's muffin tops... hmmm.. idk about that :)

Nicole said...

So where did you get that awesome necklace anyway??

Stacie said...

Hey, if the necklace works, don't knock it! And that elevator would just force me to confront the largeness of my butt on a daily basis---I doubt I'd be a very productive employee after that.

Stephanie McCall said...

a. I feel famous for all the shoutouts I just got :)
b. boobs in a garage? I'm in ha!

Samantha said...

Random posts are the best!

& it definitely sounds like I need to come to one of your garage parties!

Steph said...

I came by from Talk to Us Tuesday. Your dog is so cute! I hope he enjoys his final years/months/weeks.

Have a great vacation!

Jamie said...

Youre hilarious. New follower.