Monday, August 20, 2012

Survey Says...... HELL YA!

SO....
I totally stumbled upon this article over lunch today.


Ya think?
What rocket scientist came up with this study?


 "From mixers to ladies nights, alcohol consumption often seems to center around the singles scene. But as it turns out, married women are drinking their single friends under the table."

NO SCHEET!
Of course we do....
Momma needs a bottle glass of wine each evening...
To cope.
 Make things go smoothly.
Take your cares away....
 Help you sleep.

And when married women visit....
we break out the big dogs....

And make it by the pitcher.

You build up a tolerance folks.
Therefore...
you must drink more to get that happy feeling.

SO ...
You think this was a wasted study?
(no pun intended)



5 comments:

stephanie said...

hahaha PUNS! love it!! and I drink because as Maggie so eloquently put it "boys make girls crazy"

Nicole said...

haha... but seriously, most of those studies are wastes of money & time! They should study how to cure good things! :)

Sarah Kate said...

Bahahahaha! A wasted study - you're funny!!!! :o)

I totally agree...but I guess I'm not the best judge of alcohol consumption after marriage since I was 19 when I got married. ;o)

Angie said...

I honestly would have never thought that married women would drink more than single women. That's interesting...wonder what that says about men LOL!

Julia P F said...

Not surprised at the results. Nor am I surprised the government funded it! Agh!
Where's my wine glass! Found you on TTUT